{"id":3911,"date":"2014-02-13T20:50:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T10:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/?p=3911"},"modified":"2021-08-02T17:47:02","modified_gmt":"2021-08-02T07:17:02","slug":"two-fictional-dog-books-not-to-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/book-review\/two-fictional-dog-books-not-to-read\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Fictional Dog Books NOT to Read"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bit strange, but my favourite genre for books is &#8216;animals that talk&#8217;. I read a lot of books which involve talking animals. A lot. And I have since I was a little kid.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3968 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0653.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0653\" width=\"278\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0653.jpg 1612w, http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0653-242x300.jpg 242w, http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_0653-827x1024.jpg 827w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I scour the shelves in book and opportunity stores. A few years ago, I chanced upon a book called <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Plague_Dogs\">The Plague Dogs<\/a><\/em>\u00a0in an opportunity shop.<\/p>\n<p>It was by Richard Adams, the author of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Watership_Down\">Watership Down<\/a><\/em>. You know, the wildly successful book and movie with talking rabbits? But, instead, it was a book with talking dogs! I purchased the book without hesitation. Dogs that talk! My favourite!<\/p>\n<p>This book took me a while to get through. It&#8217;s a heavy and slow-going read. I was on the bus to work when I got to the last 50 pages or so. Ecstatic, I knew I&#8217;d finish it on the bus ride home.<\/p>\n<p>As I hopped on the bus on the way home, I encountered a problem. My book was not in my bag. Coincidentally, my work had just moved office buildings, and that was my last day at the &#8216;old building&#8217;. I rang the bus company and my book was nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n<p>How could I finish the last pages of a book published well over 30 years ago?<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, one of my dog friends had a copy and I borrowed the book to read the last 50 pages. And I finally finished the book!<\/p>\n<p>Why did I tell you this story?<\/p>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s about a million times more interesting than the book.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so that&#8217;s a little harsh&#8230; But it&#8217;s also a lot true. This book took me about 18 months to read because it was so terribly boring. I am not a slow reader (I read <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows\"><em>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/em><\/a> in about 5 hours). It was just so slow that I didn&#8217;t want to read it.<\/p>\n<p>In it&#8217;s time,\u00a0<em>The Plague Dogs<\/em> was probably quite revealing. It queries the ethics of experimentation on animals. However, in 2013, it is less of a mystery when it comes to what happens to animals in research centres, and the ethicalness of such a practice is publicly questioned.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4071 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_1032.jpg\" alt=\"Timbuktu book by Paul Auster\" width=\"269\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_1032.jpg 747w, http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_1032-651x1024.jpg 651w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/>Timbuktu<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not one for writing negative reviews, so I thought I&#8217;d condense this one and give you two books not to read at once. All the negativity in one hit. It&#8217;s all the efficiency in writing that\u00a0<em>The Plague Dogs<\/em> lacks!<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can absolutely say that this book was an engaging and interesting read, and a book I enjoyed reading.<\/p>\n<p>When I was in primary school, during creative writing, we were not allowed to finish our stories with, &#8220;I woke up and it was all a dream&#8221;. I think this is an important memo that the author missed. No, it doesn&#8217;t end quite that way, but it still an incredibly unsatisfactory finish.<\/p>\n<p>While this book was an enjoyable read, I felt like the book was taking me to a far better place. As I got to the last pages, I was thinking to myself, &#8220;Wow, this has only this much to go? How is it going to end?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The answer? Really dumbly.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s cool for you to read this book and it won&#8217;t take you long, but it&#8217;s probably not going to be a particularly gratifying experience once you get to the end and feel like the author gypped you of a satisfying conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>But in the interests of impartiality&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m a grump, because Goodreads and Amazon reviews are much more complimentary for these two books.\u00a0<em>The Plague Dogs<\/em>\u00a0has\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Plague-Dogs-A-Novel\/dp\/0345494024\">4 stars on Amazon<\/a>\u00a0and \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/12442.The_Plague_Dogs?from_search=true\">4 stars on Goodreads<\/a>\u00a0(out of 5).<em>Timbuktu<\/em>\u00a0has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Timbuktu-Paul-Auster\/dp\/0571229093\/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top\">3.5 stars on Amazon<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/449.Timbuktu\">4 stars on Goodreads<\/a> (out of 5).<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Have you read these books? Did either book tickle your fancy?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Further reading:<\/em>\u00a0For a book I actually liked, see my reviews on\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/book-review\/a-dogs-purpose\/\"><em>A Dog&#8217;s Purpose<\/em><\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/book-review\/a-puppy-called-aero\/\"><em>A Puppy Called Aero<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t like the book &#8220;The Plague Dogs&#8221; by Richard Adams, nor the book &#8220;Timbuktu&#8221; by Paul Auster. Read all about it and save yourself the dissatisfaction of reading either book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[225],"tags":[952,215,286,216,958,682,956,957,951,954,955,953,950],"class_list":["post-3911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-review","tag-auster","tag-book","tag-book-review-2","tag-books","tag-dog-books","tag-fiction","tag-fiction-books","tag-fiction-dog-books","tag-paul-auster","tag-plague-dogs","tag-richard-adams","tag-the-plague-dogs","tag-timbuktu"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3911"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4705,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911\/revisions\/4705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leemakennels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}